wand erection

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

tags: #haha #same

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

tags: #Harry Styles #HAHA #OMG #FAVE

tomlinshawty:

apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops

tags: #louis tomlinson #Zayn Malik #gif #shirtless direction #wow #haha #video

louiswilliams:

Louis and Zayn jump roping

tags: #haha #omg #same #Niall Horan #preston mahon #fave

leedskiss:

“niall i need to come inside”

“whats the password?”

*long heavy sigh*

“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”

tags: #haha #holy shit #fave

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

tags: #HAHA #OMG #WHAT #FAVE #SCREAMING

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

tags: #haha #omg #same

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

tags: #omg #haha #stop #fave #same

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

tags: #same #omg #haha

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”